Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 5/4/08
This Week's Overall News Theme: Severe Penalty For Early Withdrawal

The Story	Stephen Clinton Ward robs the Wells Fargo bank in Rhome - for a second time.
)News worthiness (1 to 5)	*****
The Spin	I'm not sure what's more amazing - the fact that he did it twice OR the quality of the video screen shots from the lobby.

The Story	A big wreck happens out by the Devon Energy entrance on 380. On car had four passengers:
News worthiness	*******
The Spin	Police are continuing their investigation into the victims' national origin.

The Story
News worthiness	*
The Spin

The Story
News worthiness	**
The Spin	One worker, sporting a cereal bowl haircut, fired off a "Why, I oughttttttaaaa!" before doing a finger poke in both eyes of a co-worker.

The Story
News worthiness	**
The Spin	Officials will temporarily rename the group as CHAOSA.

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