Wise County on the Web

A tongue in cheek review of the news published this week regarding Wise County.
Normally posted every Sunday before 10:00 p.m. unless I'm lazy.
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For the week ending 5/10/08
This Week's Overall News Theme: Dog Day Afternoon

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The Spin	That's just like Albertson's except it's not like Albertson's.

The Story	After being arrested in another county the . . .
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The Spin	Any chance Moses paid a visit to city leaders and mentioned ten consequences for not letting the townspeople go? These plagues upon the city just keep coming.

The Story	We've got a mystery on our hands. First, this ad appears in Wednesday's paper:
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The Spin	And then this in Saturday's paper:

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The Spin	Man loses a lot of weight and starts throwing down some Decatur cockiness. But they are still winning:

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